THE CRAZY MAN

 

In front of the Lian Hua Gong or next to the Wei Lian Gong in Taman Peringgit Jaya, Melaka, there is a crazy, bald, toothless, skinny, and smelly old man. Every day he only wears women's shorts.

From the second floor of the Wei Lian Gong, he is often seen performing a ritual of pouring his urine in front of the gate of his house, then he pats the pot that collects his urine like patting a drum while walking around Jalan Melor then around his house, ending with a naked bath using rainwater, his behavior is very disturbing to the congregation who come to the Tokong. 

Previously, this crazy old man often performed a ritual of burning garbage in his garden nonstop and the smoke from the burning blocked the view of motorcyclists passing by Jalan Melor, it could cause accidents, damage the lungs and also fires. 

The people around him have complained about the devil worship rituals he performed, the house that used to be clean and nice, he changed it to look like a forest, tall trees and vines everywhere. 

This crazy old man always pretends to be deaf, he doesn't want to hear anyone's words, he considers himself number one, he is higher than God, he says to everyone who dares to reprimand him. 

The most pitiful are the husband (his younger brother) and wife who live in the same house with the crazy man. Every time the wife cooks and gives it to this crazy old man, he always says that her cooking is full of Ajinomoto, even though she never uses Ajinomoto.

This crazy old man deliberately says that with the intention of being given money not food, in his eyes only money and money, to buy cigarettes and marijuana, for him eating is not important what is important is cigarettes and marijuana. 

A neighbor once saw his mouth destroyed, his mouth was destroyed because someone beat him because he held a woman's butt at layang-layang cafe jonker street, then he was taken to the hospital by ambulance, but he lied to people, neighbor and his family by saying that he fell off his bike so that people would take pity on him and give him money. 

Really stupid people who give him money to buy food because he doesn't use the money to buy food but to buy marijuana and cigarettes.

 In the past, the husband sent him money every month and this crazy old man was angry by saying that the husband gave him money like giving a bangela salary, he thought that the money the husband gave him was his salary to look after the house.

from young to old he never wanted to work, throughout his life he only depended on the gifts from his parents, his younger siblings and his friends by inciting here and there, stealing, cheating, selling stories and gossips that he created himself to get other people's pity for money to buy marijuana and cigarettes.

He was very happy and cheered happily when he succeeded in inciting people to get money, if all readers came to his house, enter his room, then the wind will blow a foul smell out when you open the door of his room, here and there full of statues that he worshiped, full of vines that he let in through the window, his toilet full of his shit that he hadn't flushed for months, on the floor full of dirty clothes that hadn't been washed for decades, there was also urine that he collected every day.

(taken from various sources)